Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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