remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
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I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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