remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
sex in a hospital.. check
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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