Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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