There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
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hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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