in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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