What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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