you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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