Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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