I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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