i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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