I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Mom said you looked used
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize