I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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