with your own penis?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
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He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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