So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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