she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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