We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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