people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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