Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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