I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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