like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Of course I have a pirate flag
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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