i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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