i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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