conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
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You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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