Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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