so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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