is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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