No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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