Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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