You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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