We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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