I just cut my nipple shaving
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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