shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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