cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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