she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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