I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize