That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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