question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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