I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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