he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm always down for nudity.
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