is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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