her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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