How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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