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We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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