I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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