Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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