i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
ok first of all what the fuck
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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