Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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