i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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