You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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